Thursday, May 1, 2008
It's May and we don't care. Time doesn't much matter when you've got eternity to look forward to. So we've been slogging around the web and found a few things you might want to look at. Here:
The creepiest movies ever:
The Horror Channel
The creepiest toys ever:
My Pet Zombies
You need the Links, Thoughts, Recipes & more at:
Echo Fox 3
The creepiest LP records ever:
Classic Halloween Vinyl Records on MP3s
Songs we like (play 'em, buy 'em or both):
Jonathan Coulton especially "Re: Your Brains"
More songs we like:
1% Goat especially "Pass That Dirty Needle" (watch the video at Crappco or YouTube)
A couple of time travelers we know:
Tom And Sam Are Stuck
Gas too high? No kidding. Maybe you can save a buck or two here:
and don't forget us...ever:
Death Bros. website
Death Bros. on YouTube
We'll find some more stuff for you soon (or eventually).
Chuck & Ralph
Thursday, April 24, 2008
You can watch the new episode of our web-series at the DeathBros website.
This time, we anchor campaign coverage from DNN, the Dead News Network. There's a news crawl at the bottom, but although most people who watch the show have the best damned time of their useless lives, they forget to read the crawl, so here are some of the most important news items:
CARNAGE AT DOG SHOW AS JUDGE DEVOURED BY LOSING ROTTWEILER. HALF A POODLE WINS RIBBON.
DOLLAR NOW WORTH LESS THAN SQUAT. SQUAT REJOICES.
NAVAL RESCUE RESCUES NAVEL. INDIAN TRACKER FINDS INDIAN. BRICK LAYER…YOU GET THE IDEA.
DEATH TAX REPEALED. DEAD PEOPLE DON’T SEEM TO CARE.
ATHEISM UP. LORD PISSED.
CHARLTON HESTON RELINQUISHES GUN.
STUDY REVEALS MOST POPULAR QUESTION…”DOES THIS LOOK INFECTED?”
ICE CREAM TRUCK & SCHOOL BUS CRASH. EVERYONE HAPPY.
STUDIES CONFIRM NEARLY HALF OF ALL GHOSTS EXPERIENCE AFTERLIFE CRISIS.
MOST POPULAR STUPID LAST WORDS – “OOPS” “WHO’S A CUTE GRISSLY?” “I CAN’T HEAR YOU, I’M IN THE SHOWER! LET ME TURN DOWN THE RADIO” “OF COURSE, IT’S NOT LOADED” “DOES THIS TASTE FUNNY TO YOU?” “I’LL SEE YOU TOMORROW”
GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE, ENVIRONMENTAL TOXIN LEVELS, OVER-POPULATION ALL DISPROVED - HELL SHOWS COOLING TREND.
BUS OF AMPUTEES COLLIDES WITH TRUCK CARRYING POSTHETICS. SURVIVORS WALK AWAY.
DEATH UP, REAPER LESS GRIM.
MOST POPULAR VIDEO GAME AMONG ANGELS, HARP HERO.
DEMONIC POSSESION FOUND TO BE LESS EFFECTIVE AS NUMBER OF CREEPY PEOPLE INCREASES.Yours forever,
Chuck & Ralph
Hi. We're The Death Bros. & greetings from the other side. Forget the seances & ghost hunters. You found our haunted blog! OOOooooOOOOOooo (sorry, it sounds better than reading it).
We haven't been dead all that long so we're kinda new to this afterlife stuff. However, if you yourself have passed away & have any useful suggestions on how to spend eternity, please feel free to contact us (we forgive you if you're not dead, but please get back to us after you die).
To see what we've been doing since we died, visit www.deathbros.com
Chuck & Ralph