tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2852777792526149552024-03-08T06:14:37.172-08:00DEATH BROS.Death Bros.http://www.blogger.com/profile/01170957129378244724noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-285277779252614955.post-67192596752321303412009-12-16T11:33:00.000-08:002009-12-16T11:41:23.795-08:00Death Bros. on the radio (really?)Hiya, Fleshwads!<br /><br />It's us, Chuck & Ralph, The Death Bros. We've ain't written nothing in a while cause we've been busy. Real busy. We've been...um...well, we....uhhhh....oh, okay. We forgot to write stuff. And then when we remembered it took us a couple few days to figure out our password. Geeeeeeshhh! How do you people stand it?<br /><br />We don't got much new going on, just hanging around, trying to figure out eternity, but we wanted to tell you that we ran into (well, floated into) legendary paranormal investigator Denton Rose and he asked up to be his guests on his radio show next week (we dunno when, sometime around Christmas 2009). We don't have a radio and we don't know where you can hear the show, but we'll tell you just as soon as we find out. That's if we find out.<br /><br />Yours forever,<br /><br />Chuck & RalphDeath Bros.http://www.blogger.com/profile/01170957129378244724noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-285277779252614955.post-68605504121319538362008-05-01T12:05:00.000-07:002008-05-02T15:47:28.370-07:00Creepy Links & Stuff<span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Hey Living,<br /><br />It's May and we don't care. Time doesn't much matter when you've got eternity to look forward to. So we've been slogging around the web and found a few things you might want to look at. Here:<br /><br />Strange stuff:<br /><a href="http://www.crappco.com/">Crappco</a><br /><br />The creepiest movies ever:<br /><a href="http://www.horrorchannel.com/">The Horror Channel</a><br /><br />The creepiest toys ever:<br /><a href="http://www.mypetzombies.com/">My Pet Zombies</a><br /><br />You need the Links, Thoughts, Recipes & more at:<br /><a href="http://echofox3.blogspot.com/">Echo Fox 3</a><a href="http://echofox3.blogspot.com/"><br /></a><br />The creepiest LP records ever:<br /><a href="http://www.creativetechs.com/iq/classic_halloween_vinyl_records_on_mp3s.html">Classic Halloween Vinyl Records on MP3s<br /></a><br />Songs we like (play 'em, buy 'em or both):<br /><a href="http://www.jonathancoulton.com/store/downloads">Jonathan Coulton</a> especially "<a href="http://www.jonathancoulton.com/songdetails/Re%20Your%20Brains">Re: Your Brains</a>"<br /><br />More songs we like:<a href="http://www.onepercentgoat.com/"><br />1% Goat</a> especially "<a href="http://www.calfcomusic.com/pass.mp3">Pass That Dirty Needle</a>" (watch the video at <a href="http://www.crappco.com/needle_qt.htm">Crappco</a> or <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNFhiIroJfc">YouTube</a>)<br /><br />A couple of time travelers we know:<br /><a href="http://www.tomandsamarestuck.com/">Tom And Sam Are Stuck</a><br /><br />Gas too high? No kidding. Maybe you can save a buck or two here:<br /><a href="http://www.gasbuddy.com/">Gas Buddy</a><br /><br />and don't forget us...ever:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deathbros.com/">Death Bros. website</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/thedeathbros">Death Bros. on YouTube</a><br /></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >We'll find some more stuff for you soon (or eventually).<br /><br />Yours forever,<br /><br />Chuck & Ralph</span>Death Bros.http://www.blogger.com/profile/01170957129378244724noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-285277779252614955.post-68802783137571115162008-04-24T15:09:00.001-07:002008-05-01T14:42:19.255-07:00Death Bros. anchor election food fight on DEAD NEWS NETWORKHey Living,<br /><br />You can watch the new episode of our web-series at the <a href="http://www.DeathBros.com">DeathBros</a> website.<br /><br />This time, we anchor campaign coverage from DNN, the Dead News Network. There's a news crawl at the bottom, but although most people who watch the show have the best damned time of their useless lives, they forget to read the crawl, so here are some of the most important news items:<br /><br />CARNAGE AT DOG SHOW AS JUDGE DEVOURED BY LOSING ROTTWEILER. HALF A POODLE WINS RIBBON.<o:p><br /><br /></o:p>DOLLAR NOW WORTH LESS THAN SQUAT. SQUAT REJOICES. <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p>CURRENT DROUGHT NECESSITATES WATER CONSERVATION. ADMINISTRATION DECLARES WATERBOARDING EXPEMPT.<span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p>NAVAL RESCUE RESCUES NAVEL. INDIAN TRACKER FINDS INDIAN.<span style=""> </span>BRICK LAYER…YOU GET THE IDEA.<o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p>DEATH TAX REPEALED. DEAD PEOPLE DON’T SEEM TO CARE.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p>ATHEISM UP. LORD PISSED.<o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">CHARLTON HESTON RELINQUISHES GUN.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">STUDY REVEALS MOST POPULAR QUESTION…”DOES THIS LOOK INFECTED?”<o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p>ICE CREAM TRUCK & SCHOOL BUS CRASH.<span style=""> </span>EVERYONE HAPPY.<o:p> </o:p><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal">STUDIES CONFIRM NEARLY HALF OF ALL GHOSTS EXPERIENCE AFTERLIFE CRISIS.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">MOST POPULAR STUPID LAST WORDS –<span style=""> </span>“OOPS” “WHO’S A CUTE GRISSLY?” “I CAN’T HEAR YOU, I’M IN THE SHOWER! LET ME TURN DOWN THE RADIO” “OF COURSE, IT’S NOT LOADED” “DOES THIS TASTE FUNNY TO YOU?” “I’LL SEE YOU TOMORROW”<o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p>GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE, ENVIRONMENTAL TOXIN LEVELS, OVER-POPULATION ALL DISPROVED - HELL SHOWS COOLING TREND.<o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">BUS OF AMPUTEES COLLIDES WITH TRUCK CARRYING POSTHETICS.<span style=""> </span>SURVIVORS WALK AWAY.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:place st="on"><st1:city st="on">READING</st1:city></st1:place> NEWS CRAWLS FOUND TO CAUSE LAPSES IN MEMORY.<span style=""> </span><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">READING</st1:place></st1:city> NEWS CRAWLS FOUND TO CAUSE LAPSES IN MEMORY.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">DEATH UP, REAPER LESS GRIM.<o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">MOST POPULAR VIDEO GAME AMONG ANGELS, HARP HERO.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">DEMONIC POSSESION FOUND TO BE LESS EFFECTIVE AS NUMBER OF CREEPY PEOPLE INCREASES.</p>Yours forever,<br /><br />Chuck & Ralph<br /><a href="http://www.deathbros.com/">www.DeathBros.com</a>Death Bros.http://www.blogger.com/profile/01170957129378244724noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-285277779252614955.post-18266180913180570822008-04-24T14:47:00.000-07:002008-05-01T14:43:21.952-07:00Death Bros.<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;" ><span class="text">Dear Currently Living,<br /><br />Hi. We're The Death Bros. & greetings from the other side. Forget the seances & ghost hunters. You found our haunted blog! OOOooooOOOOOooo (sorry, it sounds better than reading it).<br /><br />We haven't been dead all that long so we're kinda new to this afterlife stuff. However, if you yourself have passed away & have any useful suggestions on how to spend eternity, please feel free to contact us (we forgive you if you're not dead, but please get back to us after you die).<br /><br />To see what we've been doing since we died, visit <a href="http://www.deathbros.com">www.deathbros.com</a><br /><br />Thanks.<br /><br />Yours forever,<br /><br />Chuck & Ralph<br /></span></span>Death Bros.http://www.blogger.com/profile/01170957129378244724noreply@blogger.com1