You can watch the new episode of our web-series at the DeathBros website.
This time, we anchor campaign coverage from DNN, the Dead News Network. There's a news crawl at the bottom, but although most people who watch the show have the best damned time of their useless lives, they forget to read the crawl, so here are some of the most important news items:
CARNAGE AT DOG SHOW AS JUDGE DEVOURED BY LOSING ROTTWEILER. HALF A POODLE WINS RIBBON.
CHARLTON HESTON RELINQUISHES GUN.
STUDY REVEALS MOST POPULAR QUESTION…”DOES THIS LOOK INFECTED?”
STUDIES CONFIRM NEARLY HALF OF ALL GHOSTS EXPERIENCE AFTERLIFE CRISIS.
MOST POPULAR STUPID LAST WORDS – “OOPS” “WHO’S A CUTE GRISSLY?” “I CAN’T HEAR YOU, I’M IN THE SHOWER! LET ME TURN DOWN THE RADIO” “OF COURSE, IT’S NOT LOADED” “DOES THIS TASTE FUNNY TO YOU?” “I’LL SEE YOU TOMORROW”
BUS OF AMPUTEES COLLIDES WITH TRUCK CARRYING POSTHETICS. SURVIVORS WALK AWAY.
DEATH UP, REAPER LESS GRIM.
MOST POPULAR VIDEO GAME AMONG ANGELS, HARP HERO.
DEMONIC POSSESION FOUND TO BE LESS EFFECTIVE AS NUMBER OF CREEPY PEOPLE INCREASES.
Yours forever,Chuck & Ralph
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