Dear Currently Living,
Hi. We're The Death Bros. & greetings from the other side. Forget the seances & ghost hunters. You found our haunted blog! OOOooooOOOOOooo (sorry, it sounds better than reading it).
We haven't been dead all that long so we're kinda new to this afterlife stuff. However, if you yourself have passed away & have any useful suggestions on how to spend eternity, please feel free to contact us (we forgive you if you're not dead, but please get back to us after you die).
To see what we've been doing since we died, visit www.deathbros.com
Chuck & Ralph