Death Bros. anchor election food fight on DEAD NEWS NETWORK

Hey Living,

You can watch the new episode of our web-series at the DeathBros website.

This time, we anchor campaign coverage from DNN, the Dead News Network. There's a news crawl at the bottom, but although most people who watch the show have the best damned time of their useless lives, they forget to read the crawl, so here are some of the most important news items:

CARNAGE AT DOG SHOW AS JUDGE DEVOURED BY LOSING ROTTWEILER. HALF A POODLE WINS RIBBON.

DOLLAR NOW WORTH LESS THAN SQUAT. SQUAT REJOICES.

CURRENT DROUGHT NECESSITATES WATER CONSERVATION. ADMINISTRATION DECLARES WATERBOARDING EXPEMPT.

NAVAL RESCUE RESCUES NAVEL. INDIAN TRACKER FINDS INDIAN. BRICK LAYER…YOU GET THE IDEA.

DEATH TAX REPEALED. DEAD PEOPLE DON’T SEEM TO CARE.

ATHEISM UP. LORD PISSED.

CHARLTON HESTON RELINQUISHES GUN.

STUDY REVEALS MOST POPULAR QUESTION…”DOES THIS LOOK INFECTED?”

ICE CREAM TRUCK & SCHOOL BUS CRASH. EVERYONE HAPPY.

STUDIES CONFIRM NEARLY HALF OF ALL GHOSTS EXPERIENCE AFTERLIFE CRISIS.

MOST POPULAR STUPID LAST WORDS – “OOPS” “WHO’S A CUTE GRISSLY?” “I CAN’T HEAR YOU, I’M IN THE SHOWER! LET ME TURN DOWN THE RADIO” “OF COURSE, IT’S NOT LOADED” “DOES THIS TASTE FUNNY TO YOU?” “I’LL SEE YOU TOMORROW”

GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE, ENVIRONMENTAL TOXIN LEVELS, OVER-POPULATION ALL DISPROVED - HELL SHOWS COOLING TREND.

BUS OF AMPUTEES COLLIDES WITH TRUCK CARRYING POSTHETICS. SURVIVORS WALK AWAY.

READING NEWS CRAWLS FOUND TO CAUSE LAPSES IN MEMORY.

READING NEWS CRAWLS FOUND TO CAUSE LAPSES IN MEMORY.

DEATH UP, REAPER LESS GRIM.

MOST POPULAR VIDEO GAME AMONG ANGELS, HARP HERO.

DEMONIC POSSESION FOUND TO BE LESS EFFECTIVE AS NUMBER OF CREEPY PEOPLE INCREASES.

Yours forever,

Chuck & Ralph
www.DeathBros.com